I REALLY NEED A LIFE
THESE THINGS SUCK BUT IT LOOKS WEIRD IF YOU LEAVE IT BLANK SO HERE ARE SOME WORDS.

LOOK AT THE FISHIES YOU CAN FEED THEM


stealing-your-hongice:

sly-as-an-alpaca:

erennyehgar:

charlesoberonn:

madmadsmadly:

homuratrash:

lawliets-cake:

i had a random thought

what if there was a notebook called the ship note

its like the death note, but instead of killing people, you write two people’s names beside each other

and they fall in love

writing details and cause of how they fell in love beside their names

no details? love at first sight.

isn’t it a beautiful thing to have

image

THAT IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON

I would make so many world leaders have secret gay international relationships.

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

but what happens if you write two countries down

You get hetalia


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high-rollin:

brichibi:

untitled-titles:

i want to cry

He tried so hard.  And got so far.  But in the end.  It doesn’t even matter.

OMFG


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ivyblossom:

This lie is a kindness.

John already lost Sherlock, buried him, and never managed to stop mourning him. There was no getting over Sherlock’s death for John, even after two years, and I expect he never really would have got over it if it had been true. When he talks about Sherlock two years on, he looks just as broken as he did immediately after it happened. Sherlock’s death always stays fresh for him, even after he decides to move on. That’s a wound that wouldn’t ever entirely heal, unless Sherlock could do the impossible thing and do what John asked of him: don’t be dead.

The first time, he could.

So this time around, Sherlock knows he’s going to die for real, but keeps that fact from John. He lets John think that after his six months undercover, he’ll have some unknown, new adventure somewhere. And then another, and another. Swashbuckling his way across the planet, getting into scrapes and getting out of them again. Instead of John mourning Sherlock’s death forever, he could imagine him out there somewhere solving crimes, being brilliant, making the world a less dark place. He’d read about mysterious, amazing things in the papers and wonder if it’s Sherlock’s work. For the rest of his life he could image him like that, Sherlock the lone crusader, changing the world, unable to come home, unable to take John with him, but not for lack of wanting to, and not for lack of love. It’s just circumstances beyond their control. He’d be gone, but for John he’d still out there. Missing Sherlock is hard, but mourning him is harder.

Mary can tell when Sherlock is lying, but John can’t, and Sherlock knows it.

Sherlock now understands what his death would do to John. So he very kindly gives him something better.


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#can you not #sherlock

apokelypse:

leowithani:

apokelypse:

a human year = 7 dog years

a dog is a man’s best friend

7 is God’s favorite number

dog is God backwards

???????????????????

This is a useless coincidence. 

so was your birth


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caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history


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#gotg

sorry:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong


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#noragami

zhemka:

I just wanted to make some positive stuff after “Korra alone”


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#atla #lok

if-i-go:

donde-esta-mi-queso:

If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy” so why is that if someone forcibly enters a woman without her consent they say “if you didn’t dress like a slut this wouldn’t have happened, you should dress more modestly”?

why doesn’t this have more notes

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I don’t want it to end.
Every Percy Jackson Fan Ever (via starrynighter707)    

awestiles:

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO WATCH TV SHOWS FOR A SINGLE CHARACTER OR SHIP. BECAUSE YOU SHOULD DO THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY.UNLESS BANK ROBBERY MAKES YOU HAPPY, IN THAT CASE, JUST CHEAT AT MONOPOLY.


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  • employer: so what's your motivation to get a job
  • me: i need money to buy my stupid anime shit

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human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US


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marshymalloowy:

I bet the flavor of those cookies are, “shortbread”


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#attack on titan
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